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Class War issue 75: Newsflash - Lady Di's Still Dead And We Don't Give A Fuck
We are proud to present 'Door Handle In The Wind', Elton John's tribute to Diana. We believe it is a re-written version of an earlier John title 'I Am A Rich Dickhead In A Bad Wig - Please Shoot Me'.
Goodbye English rose
Though we never liked you at all
You had the grace to kill yourself
In a lovely fireball
Goodbye wealthy sponger
That really was a smashing skid
No wonder they call you Lady Di
Did we laugh? Yes we did
Chorus:
And it seems to me
That a wage slave's life
Is worth ten of you
And we should get some attention
But we never do
And we'd put you in a coffin, but your driver did
Now we can drive a stake right through you
And then nail down the lid
Goodbye snobby scum
We heard you were on the radio
And also on the windscreen and the road
Do we give a shit? No
Goodbye Princess Bulimia
Although you had no real problems
Who could be rich and live with themselves?
Why we'd be puking too
Goodbye caring Di
Although you never really loved your kid
Did you ever use your chauffeur's name?
No one on TV did
Second chorus:
And it seems to me
That you lived your life
Like a cold sore on the bum
And most working folks still like you
But our day will come
And we would have liked to kill you
At least you're safe in hell
Prince Charles and Tony Blair
Will do every bit as well
From James, Angry People, Australia.
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