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Class War issue 81: Somebody Very Green Writes
Have you noticed the weather recently? Bit wet isn't it? What exactly will it take to get into your Sun Wanker brains that "environmental agendas" are not a plot to push up the price of petrol and price working people out of their cars? Global warming is actually happening, just as scientists have been predicting for years. Of course we know they are all a bunch of pig-ignorant academics (some of them can even count to 10!)
So the car is an expression of people's needs is it? I suppose this includes the 'needs' of the shit-brained anti-social morons who get their kicks driving around blasting out mindless babble at all hours? And you complain about church bell-ringers!
I know that statistics go straight over your heads but I'll spell out a couple of sums and you can ask your care worker if they make sense:
There are 20 million vehicles in Britain today or roughly 1 to every 3 people. in the world (I mean the real world not the tellytubbyland virtual reality you inhabit) there are about 500 million, or one to every 12 people. In other words, if the whole world were provided with cars at the same level as Britain, there would be four times the number of vehicles that now exist. The world's eco-system is going down the crapper fast enough as it is. What would happen if everyone had access to a car? And spare be the motorwankers fairy tales about electric cars and cars that can run on water. First 'electric' cars have been 'on the way' for at least 30 fucking years - where are they? Even if they were practicable, they would not do that much for the environment - electricity needs to be generated somehow. As for the other bollocks, Santa Claus does not exist kiddies, time to grow up.
A freedom that cannot be given to everyone is not a freedom but a privilege. So get it straight: when you and other brainless tossers (including the cretins who thought it would be a nice little earner to feed unsaleable meat to herbivores) start trumpeting the corporate slogans of the motor lobby, you are defending privilege not freedom.
Actually I think there are signs that the message is beginning to sink in. The rainstorms probably gave even farmers and lorry drivers pause for thought, which is why the second wave of fuel protests fizzled out. In the end Mother Nature carries more clout than Tony Blair, scientists or eco-freaks. Just maybe people will start to see sense about the real 'price of motoring' before it gets to be more than we can all pay.
Speaker To Animals
CW Reply: Readers will not be surprised to know that the entire text of this letter was written in capital letters, the sure sign of a NUTTER! Just who or what is a "motorwanker"? Do you honestly think that all people who use cars are wankers? If so you're talking about nearly everybody in Britain, clearly nonsense. As for electric cars being fairy tales - have you never seen a milk float?
We all know there are a spectacular amount of wankers in the green movement. People who do actually work with corporate capitalism. Are you seriously saying that if the likes of Zac Goldsmith or Jonathan Porritt give up the use of their cars the earth is a better place? We think the world would be a better place when those two bastards are hanging from the nearest piece mahogany. Your letter typifies the apocalyptic and near religious approach of many greens that sadly goes unchallenged by Anarchists.
It is interesting that you do not mention public transport once in your diatribe. Are people not supposed to travel in your green new world? It is not beyond the wit of human beings to organise free, sustainable public transport. It is sadly beyond the wit of capitalists as they are unable to do anything unless they make money out of it.
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