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Class War issue 81: Competition Corner
Dear Class War,
I would also like to congratulate Chris's dad on 20 years of signing on (Class War letters, issue 80). However I've heard of someone who beats our Geordie friend by a fair old margin. It seems there is an old girl living in London who was photographed wearing an ATS uniform and holding a spanner over the open bonnet of a car in 1945. This was the last time she was witnessed doing anything remotely resembling work. For the last 56 years she has done nothing yet has wanted for none of the good things in life. Her record of bone idleness is to be celebrated in 2002 by the issue of commemorative plates which will be bought by commemorating mugs all over Britain.
Sorry Chris, your dad will have to do fuck all for at least another thirty years to catch up with this sponging bastard and her family of inbred malcontents. Mind you, I hope I'm around to see him do it. The last northeastern lad who got an award for doing bugger all was Jackie Charlton, ex Ireland manager and country 'sports' fan.
Ronnie, Cheshire
CW Reply: Anybody wanting to get involved in fucking up the 2002 celebrations should get in touch via the usual address. Let's show the Queen next year that her subjects really are revolting!
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